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  2. rosieandherramblings:

    rankxx:

    I’d rather be having sex.

    Who fucking wouldn’t….

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  5. I’m sorry I haven’t been posting much guys! I feel like I’ve been so busy 😣

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  9. sassybabushka:

    My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

    Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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  11. sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

    this entire episode is a treasure.

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  13. dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

    dearscience:

    i can never not reblog this. 

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  18. trust:

"all girls dress the same"

    trust:

    "all girls dress the same"

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  20. people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

    people-like-anime:

    brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

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  22. I’ve been playing with eye make up since yesterday. It’s so fun. Someone stop me. 👀✨

    I’ve been playing with eye make up since yesterday. It’s so fun. Someone stop me. 👀✨

  23. 4 days ago ― 4
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